Who you gonna believe, me or your own eyes?

Contrary to what appears to be the plainly obvious, this blog is not dead. What with The Third Banana occupying most of my spare writing time, aaronneathery.com NEWS has been demoted to its original purpose... and although there are a lot of projects underway, none are far enough along for me to announce them here. There should be (with luck) some good news within the next few months, however. Just keep these words in mind: Jim Belushi, mustard-stained twill suit, and lace curtains.